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Mouser's Fights
Mouser has been killing lots of bots.
Like Blood Moon and No Tolerance 3.
They're so much more.
Don't you see.

Mouser is cool.
With his lifting arm and saw.
Do not forget his hammer tail.
Don't forget at all.

Mouser wins or not.
That is sad.
But it is not because...
He will be back!

The End

Vincent Dinubilo, Age 10 from Stockton CA

Feline Robot Combat Haiku

pink robot kitty.
she will claw all in her sights.
woe to other 'bots!

By Cyber Kitty

ODE TO MOUSER

Paws of white on a great pink wedge
distract from mouser's ultamite edge.
My friend can root for wimpy sallad
But in battle, HECK, he's just invalid.
Mouser, I pledge my allegiance to thee.
I hope, as an ally, you will accept me.
Wannabe bots should beware
as mouser soars straight through the air.
Mouser, Fon, you are the kings
Good luck- in and out of the rings.

Tyler Maffei, age12

A Mouser Haiku

Mouser the catbot
Kicking bot in the arena
It will never stop

Dylan Appleman, 13 from Team Lethal Injection, in Greenville, Ohio.

Mad
Oh, Mouser will kill that bot
Updated to kill
Smashing the opponent
Endless destruction
Radical killer kat

Jonathan Revelle, Age 10 in Grayslake IL

Ode To Mouser Mecha Cat Bot

Mouser Mecha CatBot,
A very cool lightweight,
with good weapons and good looks
This guy you just can't hate

Couple of saws, a flip door,
and also a pneumatic pink tail
In the Battlebox, Mouser will succeed
where all the others will fail

Forget Backlash and Ziggo
and Buddy Lee, Don't Play In The Street.
Mouser's got the style and the technique
that makes everyone accept defeat!

Low center of gravity and low to the ground
so he can't be flipped
Anyone's welcome to try it
but sorry, your butt will be whipped.

Sallad, Mecha Tentomushi, Evil Fish Tank,
you'll all be stuck in a rut.
Cuz once Mouser through with all of you,
he's gonna get the giant nut

Jeff Zaleski, Age 18, from Rocky River, Ohio sends this poem.

ODE TO MOUSER MECHA - CATBOT

I feel no other feline has fought
so hard and as tough as Mouser Mecha-Catbot.
Tail of steel and red eye a glow
Mouser moves forward to deliver his blow.
Pneumatic forks lift your victims so high
and drops them down hard upon their backside.
Whirling saw of death devours all who get near.
Other bots go a fly'n from contact and fear.
Las Vegas was a challenge for your carnivorous pallet.
Defeat was by taste, hey it was just a Sallad!
Season 3.0 will bring a San Francisco venue
with plenty a beasts upon your fine menu.
Lie in wait for the victory that I can surely vouch
for the tournament will end in the cry of "MEOWCH!"

Wendy Mathis & George Espe - Mousers biggest Oregon fans.

mouser should be proud
mouser is great
sallad is not
hope that bot will break

Dustin, age 13 from Caseyville, Illinois sends us this untitled poem.

Forget about TOM & JERRY MOUSER is 1 STYL`IN bot. When you face him in the
arena get ready to be turned into a sorry excuse for a music box. & THAT`S THE
BOTTOM LINE CAUSE MOUSER RULES!

Weigels sends us this untitled poem.

Mouser Is The Bomb

Mouser is a pink cat,
You should be proud of that,
It was last night,
it put up a fight!

Sarah age 10 sends us this haiku.

Here it is, saving the best for last.

Title: MOUSER IS THE VERY BEST!

Mouser is the very best! She beats them up from east to west! She might be sweet and pretty pink, but before you fight, you better think! Mouser Will Do A little prance, it's called the Mouser Dance! "MEOWCH!" she said, She has an "OUCH!" Mouser Even Said" WATCH OUT! OR I MIGHT KNOCK YOU DEAD!" she said. Mouser! Mouser! On The Go! Why don't you even go with the flow? She even wears Her Little Trousers! MEOWCH MEOWCH here and a MEOWCH MEOWCH there, here a MEOWCH, there a MEOWCH, everywhere a MEOWCH MEOWCH! She Likes to Bond With April and Fon! She even likes to eat Chocolate Bonbons! Did You Ever Know she's on the Go? Mouser Cake, Mouser Cake, Baker's Man, Bake me a Mouser as fast as you can! Roll it, Pat it, mark it with a MEOWCH, and put it in the oven For Mouser On the COUCH! MOUSER! MOUSER! KILL THAT BOT OR PUT IT IN A BAKING POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give Me an M! Give Me an O give ME a U! Give Me an S! Give Me an E! Give Me an R! What does that spell? MOUSER! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? MOUSER! Mouser's favorite food Is Sushi, That's especially made by Tentomushi! 2-4-6-8! WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? MOUSER! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S MOUSER!!!!!!! MOUSER IN THE EAST! MOUSER IN THE WEST! MOUSER IS THE 1 THAT WE LIKE THE BEST! Mouser Mecha Went to town and was riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it Mouseroni! Mouser! Mouser! pouncin' on some pouncers! Fell and hurt her Pouncers! Ooh that hurts! Ooh that hurts! Mouser! Mouser! You're the Best! We even like your velvet vest! Mouser-low Mouse Mouser low, Mouser low, Mouser Low, Hey Mouser! Mouser: He what? Are You Ready? Mouser: For what? Mouser low! Mouser: My Paws Are high, My Tail's low and this is how I mouser low! Her Paws are high and her tail's low and this is how she Mouser low's! And One Night Mouser ate a fish that lay right on her little dish! You Better Watch out, or else she will Kill! Or it will be a big, scary Thrill! WHO LET DA MOUSER OUT? MEOWCH, MEOWCH, MEOWCH, MEOWCH! WHO LET DA MOUSER OUT? Mouser! Mouser! You're so Nice, Would you like a pizza slice, and play little game of dice? Mouser you're a scary Bot! You even are a Battle bot! And even on BattleBots 4.0, she will be really on the go! To give those bots a big giant throw! If you're happy and you know it say MEOWCH! If you're happy and you know it say MEOWCH! If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it say MEOWCH!!!!!!!! My Name Is Mouser and Battlin' is my game when I battle a lot I get a lot of Fame!!!!!!!!!!! Mouser Mecha You're So Fun! You're the best because you're NUMBER #1! So Stay Away from Mouser or she will be clawin' on Your, or you lil' cool girls will be excellent for her little mouser stew! Mouser, Be Mouser, Mouser is quick! Mouser jumped over the candlestick! So, Sallad, You better stay away! Or Mouser will be making a salad from You Today! So Mouser and her robot friends, Will Beat Boy Robot Ends! Mouser's Gonna Get You Bots, and She will Hiss, Scratch and Bite, and with a little help from Tentomushi, She will also make you Bots Right Into Sushi! So Skip, Buddy Lee, Inferno, Vlad, Because They are So, So, So, So, So, BAD!!!!!!!!! Mouser Mecha Super Cat! She's the toughest Bot In the Universe! Mouser Mecha Super Cat She's The Mighty Bot! The Mighty Bot! Mouser Mecha Super Cat! She's The Fastest Strong cat! And She Should is Good about That! Mouser's The Number One Cat In The World! She beats up all the bots in the world! No One Mess with MOUSER!!!!!!!!!!!! She will chomp you to the ground and she will send you bots to the pound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Do Not Mess With MOUSER!!!! Meowch! Meowch! Meowch! Meowch! MEEOOOWWWCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is what she has to say!

The End!

Bianca Duarte, San Francisco, CA

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